College mein aaya tha main dhero sapne saja kar,
Mumma ne bheja ek chammach dahi khila kar,
Papa bole, “beta khoob padna mann laga kar”
Mumma rote hue boli, “phone zarur karna waha jakar”
Tabhi papa ne rakh diye meri jeb me 5000,
Mumma ne diya khaane ka dabba,
Jisme tha mera favorite achaar,
Main bola, “haa bahut padhunga papa”.
Kyunki badi company me job mujhe leni hain,
Chahe kuch bhi ho,
College ke baad Audi zarur leni hain -2
Main pahle hi din taad raha tha dher saari ladkiyaan,
Line to mujhe bhi de rahi thi waha ki ladkiyaan,
Par ab to saari ladkiya attitude me rahti hain,
Kya karu? Mujhe ab ek bhi ladki bhaav nahi deti hain,
1st year me ho gaya ishq vala pyaar,
Kharcha kar-kar ke ho gaya paisa udhaar,
Ek ko kiya Propose, boli – “I love you as a friend”,
Ek boli – “I don’t love you, we will be only friends”
Phir samjaya dil ko, “thoda pad le Gaurav”,
Kyunki badi company me job tujhe leni hain,
Chahe kuch bhi ho,
College ke baad Audi zarur leni hain -2
Result ke bad pad gaya sar pe bhaar,
Kese batau papa ko, mere back aayi hain chaar,
Chaar Back sunte hi meri aankho me the halke aansu,
Par papa ke samne bahane bhi the bade dhaasu,
Back or reval ki fees me itna loota,
Dil to tha pahle hi ladkiyo se toota,
Kitaabe rat-rat ke ho gaya hain dard sar me,
Laptop me kya dekhu, padi hain bas gandi filme,
Gaurav tu phir bhul raha hain,
Badi company me job tujhe leni hain,
Chahe kuch bhi ho,
College ke baad Audi zarur leni hain -2
Ek din ek senior ne bataya is b.tech ka raaz,
Jyada se jyada tu kamayga 10 ya 15000,
Tab se hath me hain daaru ki bottle aur mere toote khwaab,
Soch raha hu bas ek hi cheez, kab aaygi meri car,
Suno mere pyaare seniors,
Intro liya tha mera, ab bhul mt jana mujhe,
Kahi placement ho jaay to wo company batane mujhe,
Kyuki badi company me job mujhe leni hain,
Chahe kuch bhi ho,
College ke baad Audi zarur leni hain -2
